YANTOH THE MYSTERY DOG WAS FIRST CALLED MONTY CANTSIN AND WAS GIVEN LIFE BY DIANA THE GODDESS OF LOVE AND HUNTING YANTOH LIVED IN THE INNER LAND OF AKADEMGOROD WITH THE ARCH WIZARD ZACK AS A HUMAN FORM BUT THEN THE FOURTEEN SECRET MASTERS OF THE WORLD GAVE AN INSTRUCTION FOR MONTY CANTSIN TO CHANGE HIS SHAPE INTO THAT OF A DOG SO THAT YANTOH COULD MOVE AMONG MEN WITHOUT BEING OBSERVED THEREBY ABLE TO SEEK OUT ESSENTIAL DATA AFTER THE LONDON APARTMENT FEST IN 1984 YANTOH THE MYSTERY DOG DISAPPEARED IT HAS BEEN RUMORED THAT HE MOVED TO BERLIN WHERE HE TOOK THE FORM OF GRAF HAUFEN THIS COULD EXPLAIN WHY GRAF HAUFEN BECAME MONTY CANTSIN AND ALREADY KNEW THE HISTORY OF NEOISM FROM WITHIN THIS COULD ALSO EXPLAIN WHY GRAF TRAVELLED TO PONTE NOSSA TO PARTICIPATE IN APT 9 THE TOTAL MONTY CANTSIN ADVENTURE
you see now that the individual involvement with neoism begins at a very early age before we are born infact first you were yantoh but then before even that you were monty cantsin already now it is true that each of the fourteen secret masters of the world have also been monty cantsin and each one of them has also had the form of a mystery animal david zack was at one time a snow leopard and ackerman was a honey badger istvan kantor was a brightly colored firely stewart home was in fact a horse and vittore baroni was a three horned goat inside each animal is a monty cantsin wanting to escape this is why we must preserve all animal kind and never kill the sacred snail of scotland or the magical moongoose of malawi
YES THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF NEOIST BOOKS WRITTEN DOWN THE COURSE OF HISTORY ALL WRITTEN BY MONTY CANTSIN I PERSONALLY HAVE NOT BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THEM BUT YANTOH INSTRUCTED ME TO MAKE THE APT 8 BOOK WHICH I SENT TO YOU AND YES THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PHOTOS OF ALL NEOIST ACTIONS LOCKED IN THE BRAIN CELLS OF THE MASS NETWORK JUST ASK RYOSUKE COHEN WHO WAS ONCE INDEED A NORTH AMERICAN BISON AND OF COURSE I WILL BE THERE IN BERLIN IN NOVEMBER/DECEMBER IN FACT I THOUGHT I WAS ALREADY LIVING IN YOUR FLAT CHECK BENEATH THE FLOORBOARDS MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT MORE BREADCRUMBS DOWN FOR THERE IS A LARGE FAMILY OF US JUST LIVING THERE QUIETLY WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO EMERGE AND CHANGE OUR FORMS ONCE MORE INTO THE FOURTEEN SECRET MASTERS OF THE WORLD.